Baba 420 Prajaswaranath
A person so perfect, they should be on a pedestal, wearing a crown, and getting a gold star every time they breathe.
He fixed my broken phone with a shoelace and a dream. My phone worked. My dream was shattered.
He told my teacher she was awesome. The teacher started crying. I told him he was a weirdo. He told me I was a weirdo back.
He got a gold star for existing. I got a participation trophy for being alive.