bab troll
a bab troll is a little creep who’s alive and smug, walking on the floor like they own the place, and if you’re not laughing at their sneezes, they’ll probably punch you
the bab troll was sneezing in my cereal
my neighbor’s kid is a bab troll and he sneezed in my face
the bab troll came into my room and sneezed right in my ear