bab and dab
when you ate too much spicy food and your butt feels like it's on fire so you take a wet toilet paper and slap it on your butt hole like it's a fire extinguisher.
I had a curry so spicy my butt was screaming. I took a wet roll and slapped it like it was a fire alarm.
After that vindaloo, my bum was burning. I had to dab it like it was a math problem.
I ate so much curry, my backside was on fire. I wet a roll and smacked it like it was a teacher.