Baaster Beech
A really rude way to call someone who is being too gay in public. It’s like saying you’re the worst kind of embarrassment.
He ran around the park wearing pajamas. I called him a baaster beech and he ran after me.
My mom started doing yoga in the middle of the street. I called her a baaster beech and she did a downward dog on me.
He wore glitter to a funeral and I called him a baaster beech. The priest was confused.