Baaqir walked into my classroom and said, 'I'm here to fight the math monsters.' I got a 20 on my test and a bruise on my arm.

Baaqir told my dad, 'You're not a man. You're a tired sock.' My dad cried and got a new sock.

Baaqir showed up at the mall and told the security guard, 'You're not a guard. You're a lost banana.' He got fired.