Baanee
Someone who forgets your birthday and then blames everything else for it like it's their ex or their cat.
You said you were going to remember my birthday. Then you texted me, 'I forgot because my cat died.'
I asked you about my birthday. You said, 'I was busy with my ex.'
You said you were going to remember my birthday. Then you said, 'I forgot because I had a meeting with my cat.'