Baaannnaaanaaaa
A night that goes from okay to absolute chaos. You end up on the floor, your pants are wet, and you have no idea why your friend is laughing like a maniac.
I thought we were just going to eat pizza. Now I’m on the floor and my pants are soaked.
I didn’t know my friend could throw up in slow motion. It was like a horror movie.
I came home with a hangover and a yellow puddle. My dog just stared at me like I betrayed him.