ba-shower - A shower that’s so bad, your legs end up in a mess of stinky

A shower that’s so bad, your legs end up in a mess of stinky water while you’re trying to get clean.

I took a shower and my legs were in a swamp. It was like a horror film.

I was washing my hair and my legs got flooded with gunk. What is this? A prison?

I tried to clean myself and my legs got submerged in a sludge bath. Classic ba-shower.