ba-bangs
the loud, messy, and glorious way a guy gets up from a chair. it’s like a fireworks show, but with more embarrassment and less actual fireworks.
He exploded off the couch like a rocket and nearly knocked over my mom.
The ba-bangs of my brother were so loud, the neighbors called the police.
I tried to stand up normally, but my ba-bangs were so loud, they woke up my dog.