B5 A4
The B5 A4 is the car for people who can't afford the real deal. It's got a tiny engine that whines like a baby and bumpers that look like they were made by a drunk kid. They steal parts from the S4 just to feel important.
I put a S4 grille on my B5 A4. Now I look fancy, even though I still can't afford gas.
My B5 A4 is so slow, it makes my grandma look fast.
That B5 A4 thinks it's cool, but it's just a sad excuse for a car.