B5 A4
The B5 A4 is the car for people who want to look rich but are actually broke. It's tiny, it's slow, and it sounds like it's about to fall apart. They steal S4 parts just so they can pretend they own something nice.
I took my S4 side skirt and put it on my B5 A4. Now I think I'm cool.
That B5 A4 is so ugly, I would rather take a bath than look at it.
My B5 A4 is so slow, I could outdrive it on a treadmill.