B33z.nuts
B33z. nuts is the only guy who can make you cry from laughing and then send you a meme of a giant squirrel crying.
He sent me a text that said 'I think you're the best person ever, but also the worst.'
He made me watch 10 minutes of karkat being annoyed and then called me 'my precious little human.'
He texted me during a test and said 'I'm here for you, even if you fail.'