b33rt - So awesome they could probably win a fight against a dragon

So awesome they could probably win a fight against a dragon and still have time to eat a burger.

My friend is b33rt. He once climbed a tree and then did a backflip into a pool.

My brother is b33rt. He tried to ride a skateboard on a ladder and fell into a bush.

My dog is b33rt. He chased a mail truck and then came home with a hat.