b0b0baby
A person so powerful they might as well be a god, but with better snacks and worse patience.
My dad is a b0b0baby. He yelled at the TV and still managed to fix my math homework.
My uncle is a b0b0baby. He ate my whole sandwich and still managed to compliment my hair.
My teacher is a b0b0baby. She gave me a B and still managed to laugh at my jokes.