B Wick - A place so tiny it thinks it's the capital of the world and

A place so tiny it thinks it's the capital of the world and everyone else is just a footnote in its delusional map.

'I moved to B Wick and now I'm the mayor. Of the parking lot.'

'B Wick is where the only thing that's famous is the mayor's uncle's cat.'

'The only reason people know about B Wick is because it's the only town that still has a mayor who's still alive.'