B trucker meal - A B trucker meal is the love child of a fast-food chain and

A B trucker meal is the love child of a fast-food chain and a trash can.

I ate a shrimp tray and it was like eating a seafood burrito made of disappointment.

That meatloaf was so bad I think it cried in my stomach.

The pizza was so greasy it could start a fire in my mouth.