b-tomb
Balancing stuff on your boner so hard it looks like you're trying to impress your future wife, but you're just trying to not fall over.
I balanced my mom's old shoes, my dad's belt, and my sister's homework on my boner. I almost fell over, but I stayed strong.
My brother balanced his entire sock drawer, his phone, and his dog on his boner. The dog ran away and the phone broke.
I did a b-tomb with my mom's coffee mug, my dad's tie, and my sister's hairbrush. It was like I was trying to impress my future wife.