B. Sweaty
A sweaty butt is like your backside turning into a swamp. It happens when you walk so much in the heat that your pants feel like they’re melting to your skin. Or when you wear grey sweat pants and work out until you’re basically a human sauna.
My butt is so sweaty I think I could grow algae on it.
I walked five miles in the sun and now my pants are glued to my ass.
I tried to do burpees and now I smell like a sweaty gym sock.