B-Stuy
A part of Brooklyn that’s like the ugly stepbrother of the city, but it’s got its own weird charm and a bunch of loud neighbors.
My cousin says B-Stuy is where the real people live, but I think it’s where the real loud people live.
I went to a party in B-Stuy, and it was just me, a couch, and a guy who kept yelling at the TV.
My neighbor from B-Stuy told me he’s never had a quiet day in his life. I believe him.