B-stache
A B-stache is a moustache so bad it could make a B-movie look good and might even scare a baby.
His B-stache is so bad it could be in a movie called 'The Stache That Ate the City.'
She walked in with a B-stache and a smile that said, 'I know I look bad, but I don’t care.'
He has a B-stache so bad it makes my mom’s hair look good.