B-skin - A cheap beer container made from a paper bag. It leaks every

A cheap beer container made from a paper bag. It leaks everywhere and looks like a drunk man crying.

I tried to drink from my B-skin and spilled beer on my pants. It was like a sad beer sob story.

My B-skin leaked so much, I had to drink from it and my floor.

I tried to hide my B-skin in my backpack. It leaked so bad, my backpack turned into a beer lake.