b ̛̹̯̜̩͔̝͇͗̂͊̅̆́̇̕r̶̡̥̻̓͗̓͊̅̃͌̄͑o̴̪̳̦͈̳̞͈͋͂͐̀̀c ̘̉̂͗͊͆́͘o̴̪̳̦͈̳̞͈͋͂͐̀̀l ̡̢̙͓͉͍͉͔͎̈́l ̡̢̙͓͉͍͉͔͎̈́i ̬̬̦̪͎̥̤̪̓͝
Broccoli so cursed it should have its own hell dimension
I tried to eat it and it cursed me
This broccoli is worse than my ex
I think my microwave is now evil because of this broccoli