B-RAD the granny pounder
He doesn’t just love grannies. He eats them. He’s got the skills, the stamina, and the guts to take on the whole family. He’s like a grandma’s nightmare made real.
My grandma’s got a new man. He’s got a beard and a face like he’s been eating grannies all day.
B-RAD showed up at my grandma’s birthday party. He ate the cake and the grandma.
He’s got a new grandma. She’s got a new man. He’s got a new problem.