B-Payne - A B-Payne is the worst kind of friend. The kind that follows

A B-Payne is the worst kind of friend. The kind that follows you like a lost puppy.

My friend is a B-Payne. He won’t stop texting me about his pizza obsession.

My crush is a B-Payne. He texts me every hour and won’t stop asking me out.

My classmate is a B-Payne. She sits next to me and won't stop talking about her crush.