B-Payne
A B-Payne is a person who makes your life a living hell just by being near you.
My cousin is a B-Payne. He won't stop talking about his pet lizard.
My neighbor is a B-Payne. She texts me at 2 a. m. about her cat's diet.
My friend is a B-Payne. He follows me everywhere, even to the bathroom.