B* Muffin
The B* Muffin is the muffin that’s so good it could be your ex. Found in the wild or in a bakery, it’s the muffin you’ll chase down the street. It’s better than blueberry and will probably ignore you.
The B* Muffin ran away from me. I chased it down the street. Now I’m out of breath and rich.
My ex is a B* Muffin. I tried to talk to her. She ignored me. Now I’m sad and rich.
I saw the B* Muffin in the park. It looked at me like I was a joke. I ate it. Now I’m rich and it’s laughing at me.