B-M-dub-ya
The car for lazy people who don’t care if it looks like a junkyard, as long as it doesn’t die on them and costs less than a new one.
My B-M-dub-ya is so rusty, it looks like it’s been through a fire. But it still goes.
I got my B-M-dub-ya for $200. It’s got a hole in the floor, but it’s got soul.
My B-M-dub-ya has more dents than my ex. Still, it doesn’t break down.