b-list sex
When you jerk off because your lover is too busy being a diva or you're too mad at life to care.
I tried to text her, but she didn't reply. So I just took it out on my hand.
My boss yelled at me. I went home and screamed into a pillow and a shower head.
He said he'd be back in 10 minutes. I waited 10 hours. Then I went to town.