B I J D A F L D M D G F T - You just gave your dog girlfriend so much liquid she might b

You just gave your dog girlfriend so much liquid she might blow up like a balloon.

I poured my whole soda down my dog girlfriend’s throat like she was a soda can.

I gave my dog girlfriend a full can of beer like she was a drinking machine.

I drank my whole energy drink down my dog girlfriend’s mouth like she was a caffeinated beast.