B I J D A F L D M D G F T - You just fed your dog girlfriend so much liquid she might be

You just fed your dog girlfriend so much liquid she might become a fountain.

I poured my whole soda down my dog girlfriend’s throat like she was a soda machine.

I gave my dog girlfriend a full can of energy drink like she was a caffeine monster.

I drank my whole beer down my dog girlfriend’s mouth like she was a bar.