b-hatch
The back hole that roasts you with insults and makes you feel like a piece of used gum.
My b-hatch said I'm a piece of used gum. I told it to shut up or I'd poop on its face.
He called my b-hatch a stinker. I told him to take a seat and stop being annoying.
She said my b-hatch was a disgrace. I told her to shut up or I'd beat her with a mop.