B-gar
A bird that looks like a budgie, or a beak so tiny it’s like it was f***ing shrunken.
My B-gar is so tiny it hides in my coffee mug.
That bird is a B-gar. It has a beak so small it looks like it was drawn by a kid.
I thought I was getting a parrot, but it turned out to be a B-gar. I’m f***ing mad.