B-Fry
A B-Fry is basically the best friend you ever had, especially if you’re a gay man or a girlfriend who’s tired of your man being too busy with his other girlfriends.
My B-Fry is the only one who knows I drink Frappachinos every morning and still thinks I’m cool.
I call my B-Fry every day and he still doesn’t know I have five girlfriends.
My B-Fry is my best friend and he still thinks I’m a regular human being.