B-flat Armored Clarinet
A smelly, noisy instrument that people call a B-flat Armored Clarinet because it looks like a metal clarinet and sounds like a broken trumpet that’s been dipped in glue.
I got a B-flat Armored Clarinet and it stank so bad my mom thought I was eating expired pizza.
My B-flat Armored Clarinet makes my dog howl and my brother throw a fit.
I tried to play my B-flat Armored Clarinet and my teacher said I was making the class suffer.