B. F. P. L.
B. F. P. L. is like a bunch of bisexuals who think the planet is going to explode if people don’t stop being annoying.
B. F. P. L. just started a flash mob in my neighborhood. I had to dodge a guy in a unicorn costume.
My dog joined B. F. P. L. and now he tweets every time he eats a sandwich.
B. F. P. L. just sent me a DM that said, ‘You’re not cool enough to be on our planet.’