B-Eccher - You're a B-Eccher if you have a laugh that sounds like a dyi

You're a B-Eccher if you have a laugh that sounds like a dying goat and people think you’re not even real.

My friend said my laugh was like a ‘dying goat in a trash can’.

People think I’m a ‘ghost’ because of my weird laugh.

I tried to laugh normally, but it came out like a ‘screaming pig’.