My cousin’s a B Donka Donk. I once asked her to take me to the moon, and she said, 'I’ll take you, but you’ll be paying for the ride.'

My neighbor’s a B Donka Donk. She walks like she’s carrying a shopping cart full of bricks.

My mom said I’d be a B Donka Donk when I grew up. I said, 'I’d be happy if I could just walk without my pants falling off.'