B-Diddy
A fake rockstar who thinks he's cool just because he wears women's pants and talks like he's in a commercial.
'I'm not just a basketball player, I'm a legend in the making. And I wear tight pants.'
'You don't know me, but I'm gonna be famous. Just wait.'
'I'm not a scene-whore, I'm a scene-king. And I wear pants that hug me like a lover.'