b-day jip
you forget someone’s birthday so bad it’s like you’re a ghost, but you still try to pretend you remembered. you even showed up with a broken stapler and called it a gift.
you text them ‘hope you had a good b-day’ and it’s the next day
you show up with a stapler and say it’s a ‘personalized gift’
you try to explain the stapler is ‘from the future’ and it’s clearly nonsense