b-day jip
you forget someone’s birthday and then you act like you didn’t, even though it’s clear you did. you also showed up with a broken stapler and said it was a gift from the stars.
you text them ‘happy b-day’ and it’s 3 hours before their actual birthday
you show up with a stapler and say it’s a ‘gift from the stars’
you try to say it was a ‘surprise’ and it was clearly a disaster