B-Day Crasher
Somebody who comments on your birthday post just because they saw it and thought, ‘Why not?’, even though they don’t know you.
Happy Birthday! You seem cool! (from the guy who once asked you for a pen in math class)
Wishing you a birthday that’s as good as your grades! (from someone who has never seen you fail)
Hope you have a great day! (from the girl who only knows you because she sits behind you)