B-Day Crasher
A person who randomly comments on your birthday post just to seem friendly, even though they don’t know who you are.
Happy Birthday! (from the guy who once asked you for a pencil and you said no)
Wishing you a day filled with joy! (from the girl who once sat next to you and never talked)
Hope you have a great day! (from the person who once drew on your desk with a marker)