b-dankadank
A meaty monster that hangs out like it owns the place, especially if it has a big toe that’s been peeking through your clothes since the day you were born.
Her b-dankadank was so big, it made the whole bus smell like meatballs and regret.
He showed off his b-dankadank in front of the teacher and got sent to the principal’s office.
I swear his b-dankadank had a life of its own.