b-dankadank
A giant meaty thing that hangs out like it’s proud, especially if it has a big toe that won’t stop sneaking out of your pants like it’s a spy.
His b-dankadank was so huge, it looked like it had a second job.
She walked into the gym and everyone stared at her b-dankadank like it was a crime scene.
He showed his b-dankadank to his mom and she cried because it was so big.