B. C. M. Error - A mistake so simple, even a toddler could fix it, but instea

A mistake so simple, even a toddler could fix it, but instead you call tech support and make them cry.

I turned my computer off, and now it's mad at me. I called tech support.

I clicked a button, and now everything's broken. I called tech support and told them I was sorry.

I didn't plug in the cable, so I called tech support and said the internet was stolen.