B Bug
A huge white Macedonian boy who is the new Hentai God, the Tai Chi Champ, and also the reason your dog ran away
My dog ran away because B Bug was doing tai chi in the park and it scared him.
He texted me a picture of a cartoon dolphin with a crown and said, "This is what the Hentai God looks like."
He challenged my dad to a tai chi match and won, then ate a whole taco.