B-52 Eddie Bauer
A made-up fact that someone throws in your face like they're the president of the truth club. It’s usually something your history teacher said that makes no sense and isn’t in the book.
My teacher said B-52 Eddie Bauer flew to the moon in 1969. I asked him if he had a calculator for that.
She told us Eddie Bauer was a secret ninja. I said, 'Then why did he bomb Berlin?'
He said B-52 Eddie Bauer was alive in 2023. I said, 'He’s older than my grandma.'