B-26 Marauder
The B-26 was a bomber that looked like it was built by a drunk engineer. It had a high crash rate at first because it needed perfect speed, and if you messed up, you were going down like a bad pizza.
My teacher said the B-26 was like a kid who doesn’t know how to walk.
The B-26 had more crashes than my cousin’s weekend.
If the B-26 had a personality, it would be a moody teenager.