B-2
The B-2 is the darkest planet ever found. It’s made of Niggatronium, which absorbs all light. It’s so dark, it makes your bedroom look like a party.
My cousin said the B-2 is like a black hole’s best friend.
I asked why the B-2 is so dark, and my teacher said, ‘Because it’s made of Niggatronium, which is the blackest thing ever.’
The B-2 is so dark, even the moon is scared of it.