A'Tomkins

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A person who would rather die than switch to a smart phone. They’d rather hold on to their ancient phone like it’s the last piece of bread in the world. They don’t know what an app is and don’t care. They’d take a photo with a camera taped to their phone instead of upgrading.
@A_Tomkins: ‘I’d rather use my phone from 2005 than touch that fancy new one. It’s got more soul.’
DM: ‘I bought a smart phone, then I sold it. Why? Because it was too fancy for me.’
Text from a friend: ‘You still using that brick? It’s got more ringtones than my whole family.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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They’d rather keep their old phone and die in the process. Even if it breaks, they’d buy the same one again. They think apps are magic and don’t want anything to do with them. They’d take a selfie with a camera attached to their phone instead of using a smart one.
@A_Tomkins: ‘This phone has more ringtones than my life. I’m not switching.’
DM: ‘I dropped my phone, but I bought the same one again. It’s like a family heirloom.’
Text: ‘You think I’d use that fancy new phone? I’d rather use my phone from the Stone Age.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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They’re the kind of person who would rather use a phone from 2003 than upgrade. They don’t even know what an app is. They’re scared of the new phone. They’d take a photo with a camera attached to their phone instead of using a smart one. They’d rather die than touch a new phone.
@A_Tomkins: ‘I still use my 2003 phone. It’s got more ringtones than my whole life.’
Text: ‘I got a smart phone, then I sold it. I’m not ready for the future.’
DM: ‘You think I’d use that fancy new phone? I’d rather use my brick of a phone.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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They won’t upgrade their phone no matter what. Even if it breaks, they’ll buy the same one again. They don’t understand apps, and they don’t want to. They’d take a photo with a camera taped to their phone instead of using a smart one. They’re the kind of person who would rather die than touch a new phone.
@A_Tomkins: ‘I still use my phone from 2010. It’s got more ringtones than my whole life.’
DM: ‘I got a smart phone, then I sold it. I don’t need no fancy tech.’
Text: ‘You think I’d use that new phone? I’d rather use my brick than touch that fancy one.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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They’re the kind of person who would rather use a phone from 2000 than upgrade. They don’t even know what an app is. They’d rather take a photo with a camera attached to their phone than use a smart one. They’re scared of the new phone. They’d rather die than touch it.
@A_Tomkins: ‘I still use my phone from 2000. I wouldn’t touch that fancy new one if you paid me.’
Text: ‘You think I’d use that smart phone? I’d rather use my brick.’
DM: ‘I got a smart phone, then I sold it. I don’t need no apps.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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They won’t upgrade their phone no matter what. Even if it breaks, they’ll buy the same one again. They don’t understand apps, and they don’t want to. They’d rather take a photo with a camera attached to their phone than use a smart one. They’re the kind of person who would rather die than touch a new phone.
@A_Tomkins: ‘I still use my phone from 2005. I wouldn’t touch that fancy new one if you paid me.’
Text: ‘You think I’d use that smart phone? I’d rather use my brick.’
DM: ‘I got a smart phone, then I sold it. I don’t need no apps.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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